Nonveg jokes

MBBS Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.
A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"
Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. ???????
Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat!

Posted by Editorial Team on 10:39 PM in English nonveg jokes, Nonveg jokes, teacher student jokes

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Love Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: �Aur Tight Kar � Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar�
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: �Idiot, Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega�

Posted by Editorial Team on 10:27 PM in Hindi nonveg jokes, husband wife jokes, Nonveg jokes

pati and patni

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Dusre Din >>>
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Teesre Din >>>
Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der
se kahi gayi hai..!
Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

Posted by Editorial Team on 10:17 PM in Hindi nonveg jokes, husband wife jokes, Nonveg jokes