Santa Roz Biwi Ko Love Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.
Santa: �Aur Tight Kar � Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar�
Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: �Idiot, Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le, Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega�
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pati and patni
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Dusre Din >>>
Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar mein..!
Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi
chalao..!
Patni mixi chalati hai...
gar gar gar gar...
Pati: Acha theek hai..!
<<< Teesre Din >>>
Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..?
Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der
se kahi gayi hai..!
Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
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